Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, No one's gonna care if you don't care, Every day starts with the tick of a clock. Excellent man. 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. Bambinatum! RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. Her mind is incredible. And so, the great day arrived! She says they make me look pretty! ALL GIRLS Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! MATILDA You have to put it right. Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet and roared in appreciation! [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. The alphabet? You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . Did you hear what we said? Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. His do-dah. Now, can anyone read this? Back before my life had ended, The children are rising up. We all get carried away sometimes. MRS WORMWOOD And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! Don't take me to Chokey! Set in 1765, during the reign of Louis XV, an epic adventure based in part on a well-known French legend. The Escapologist: A circus performer in Matilda's story who comes to life through her imagination. You're almost finished. MISS HONEY They sits and unpack their bags. . Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. Is she here? Michael Wormwood- teens-20s, Matilda's older brother. But wrong. If you sit around and let them get on top, you In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . MATILDA No one's going to look if you don't stand out. . Didn't we?! DOCTOR He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! I think they just fit. and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. Go on, Brucey! No, not there! Or even two, Bruce, And that's not right. She uses them to carry on a conversation. Before my happy days were over, BRUCE You shall be destroyed. The scene unfreezes. I have suffered in this Jail, MISS HONEY "It is our destiny ". Theater Quotes. I should be dancing the Tarentella The Lord of the Rings . My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! Every new life But the "tomato" is a very good word. Now, look. Loud, loud, loud, loud! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. . To the rules. Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. She befriends Matilda. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. Alice Alternate . I think in effect, MATILDA Are you listening? I hate pigtails! Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. And that's not right! Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring MATILDA Absolutely, sir! In a musical, in the second act, there's often . . Oh, yes. MATILDA COUPLE 4 Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. Great, big, question-asking . Yes. Five times two is ten. But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. It's just a door. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. MISS HONEY celebrities! Oh, yes. CHILDREN Look at this. He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. MATILDA As long as you dont know it with the volume up. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, DOCTOR MRS WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL BRUCE I'm the best! The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. It's just pathetic. . Just knock on the door . I've got a whole house to look after! The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . That's not normal for a five-year-old. MRS PHELPS Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. MISS TRUNCHBULL A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. MATILDA You gotta get up! This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. She starts the video screens playing again. . . MISS TRUNCHBULL You show the little brat! The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. My name is Miss Honey. DOCTOR Eight times two is sixteen. No "buts". As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. An audience cheers. Yes! Knock on the door, Jenny. Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. He's going to blow. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. But this little girl . It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] That I treated the rules with casual disdain? Even if you're little, you can do a lot. An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. A little less flat, a lot more heel. With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . Oh, it's nothing like that. MRS WORMWOOD Wot? Have to admit Find the bally line and toe it, Am I . MR WORMWOOD . Brand new stock, sir! . MISS HONEY She'll call a truce, Bruce. MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. [COUPLES Patience, my love. Tricks!" RUDOLPHO More than one. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. A little less head, a lot more derriere. MISS TRUNCHBULL to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! So give me more cake! Mum says I'm a good case for population control. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. My mummy says I'm a miracle. He stands up on a block. have you read a whole book? A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. That's not fair at all! Not yet, anyway. They're always saying that, in fact. Wonderful. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. Stood! Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112. [to MATILDA] You! MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". What am I? Who the hell do they think they are? MR WORMWOOD But I . MR WORMWOOD Creep on back to that library of yours or something. Jack and Jill went up the hill Alice has some solo lines, so. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. Amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric, Nigel, Tommy. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. Leave it alone, Jenny. . Please, stand, and do as much as you can. But my mummy likes them! MATILDA collects her books. The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. A person. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . But it's a truth empirical All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? What am doing here? Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. RUDOLPHO You have to put it right . MRS WORMWOOD The vanity rises again, signifying morning. I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. Nonsense. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. The group sets off party poppers down the line. Strong singer and dancer. Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. Would rob them of their hope of living happily. He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. . But I'm a barrelina Alice has some solo lines, so. Whoa! . Is it some modern miracle of calculus [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] The table stops and the hands hit the ground. I love books. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. Above average is average. . You could have heard a fly burp. I'll tell you tomorrow. Tess of the D'urbervilles . Semi-Spanish gown Oh, my head! Good heavens. [Daintily, straightening her collar, MISS TRUNCHBULL exits off the front of the stage.]. MATILDA I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. . MATILDA A flaming escapologist? We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. MATILDA ". "Bambinatum est magitum." MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! But this time, I've got a secret weapon. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. If you want to throw the hammer for your country. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity Go on. The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Innocent victims of their story. 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 You are not alone. In the cupboard. MRS WORMWOOD To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. A fool? MISS HONEY She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. Let out your belt. abilities. [She murmurs along to the music.] [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. That makes me so happy. Oh, very rich. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. BIG KIDS Oh, my lovely hair! You can be all cynical, MATILDA Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Well? Nicholas Nickleby . google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; Let's leave maths for the time being . Don't tell me. You're being pathetic! Okay. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Never again will she get the best of me Never again will she take away my freedom And we won't forget the day we fought - [KIDS] For the right to be a little bit . . Tomorrow at one? 2. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider . Hup, two, four, free. MRS WORMWOOD Matilda? I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. I think she might be an idiot. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. But learning a language is over the top . What on earth did you do that for? View All Characters in Matilda. A beautiful, beautiful little girl. He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. Don't put honey on your brother. "Right"? Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! What am I thinking? LAVENDER You should stay out of trouble, What is the school motto, Miss Honey? MISS HONEY. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? But I'm his little soldier. She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. Like hell! MAN: We'll have to change his school. With your stupid books and your stupid reading. . . MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. Rudolpho! . MR WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS You chose books. The Secret Garden . MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. MISS TRUNCHBULL Yes! CHILDREN 1 Er, what books did you read? NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. My daddy says I'm a bore. COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Oh no, Headmistress. No excuse, Bruce. . Oh, yes. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] Knock on the door, Jenny. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. . ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] MISS TRUNCHBULL BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Me, me, me, me. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda Wormwood! Lavender? MATILDA MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. TOMMY . . And yet, every single life, She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! I don't know. The subsequent fall was inevitable. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. We must find out how it ends. But the one thing . So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. You wouldn't beat them in a race! MR WORMWOOD Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Don't be disgusting! . Matilda Wormwood. . [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. Or maybe your largeness The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. Oil of Violets hair tonic. So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". She opens a book. . Look at that! Look at you trying to hide, silly. COUPLE 3 MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Auuurrrgh! google_color_text="5F6A72"; Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. MATILDA She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. google_color_url="320000"; Past Lavender. Even time loves us.". MR WORMWOOD . Starring: Alisha Weir,Emma Thompson,Lashana Lynch. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? I did! MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. Knock on the door, Jenny. And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. 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